Q, maybe then I could enjoy your company. Whenever I see you, middle finger gets an erection. Oh please help me, I'm sooo hurt by your hurtful comments! Trump, however, would kick his ass! I think you own it an apology Well. I don't speak idiot If you're going to be two faced, at least make on of them pretty I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? The only thing offending me right now is your face. Funny insults: If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege. I want you on the other side of it. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins. Can I ignore you some other time? Did someone leave your cage open? They're selling lives, you should go get one. I can only please one person a day. They are doing really badly.
If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider. Bad idea in your case. I just know what you should be doing. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. Were you born this stupid, or did you take lessons? Are you afraid that zombies will eat your brain? Attending a party in London, Churchill once again was drunk and intoxicated. Right now I'm sitting here looking at you, trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my azz I am not anti-social, I just don't like you There are some stupid people in this world.
Look who's talking about themselves again See ya and take care. I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won. He put on glasses so people will think he's smart. I wish I had a lower I. I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth. Anyone who ever said they loved you lied. I would roast you but my mom told me that I'm not allowed to burn trash.
You're not stupid, your just possessed by a retarded ghost You shouldn't let your mind wander. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Some people bring joy wherever they go. The Obvious Comeback Mohandas Gandhi is associated with civil rights and nonviolence, but most definitely not wit. After an after-dinner recital, an acclaimed and heavily respected opera singer was invited to the White House. But either way, I wanted to have a post that included my entire database of these powerful zingers. Did you fall from heaven? I stuck up for the pigs.
I'm sorry I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time? Every time I smell it, I shall be reminded of you. Seriously, your mouth is so foul! I can't hear you over the ugly of your face. Were you born on the highway? One can get a little confused, because many of them reminds of each other. I told my therapist about you. Here are Trump's most notable insults so far in the 2016 campaign: Former President George W. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
You can put your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time! I think you should go and apologize to it. Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted some body's fingers to break so badly. Here you will find a list of insults consisting only of a single word. Hey, I found your nose. You're not human, you're a black hole that sucks the life out of people, and I'm done with you.
Face the Truth The Best Self-Effacing Comeback Abraham Lincoln was not the most attractive presidents but he was in a sense, almost fascinatingly ugly. Know your role, shut your hole! By the way,so did John McCain! From quotes of Winston Churchill to Oscar Wilde, these are surely people to tell tales about. Those who do have it have gained heavy acclaim. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Can you die of constipation? May your life be as pleasant as you are.
. Please stay away from me! On the right side, there's nothing left. It should be, you sap. I believe in business before pleasure. Nothing needs more help than you do I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup, shit it out, and have something better than u just said. I don't have the time or energy to sink to your level; you have a nice day though. I mean, look at your face.
You just helped me realize it. Cataloguing all of Trump's insults over the years would be a herculean task. Arm yourself Ever wanted to be the comic who always has a comeback for everything? Ugly, on the other hand, is much more difficult to fix. He wants his social skills back I like you, you remind me of how it feels after I drop a huge deuce in the toilet Someone got up on the wrong side of the cage this morning You should do some soul-searching. You're just mad because Miley Cyrus has a longer Dick than you do I'm sorry what'd you say? After all, you have inferiority! I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet!!! If you enjoyed reading this page, follow him on or for more awesome content.