Good comebacks to bitches. Mean Comebacks 2019-01-18

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You're such a bitch

good comebacks to bitches

You're not stupid, your just possessed by a retarded ghost You shouldn't let your mind wander. Listen Piggy, the only person who likes you is Ronald McDonald, so go put on your clown make-up and skip on over there. I think that was the elevator because you're not on my level! I understand that's Animal Magic is your favorite show because so many of your relatives are on it. Just smile , compliment her. Your face is very becoming. I think the best way to resolve this would be. It's the sound of no one caring.

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Insult Factory: A Huge List of Insults and Comebacks

good comebacks to bitches

Have you ever been called a bitch for no reason? Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on? Man: Did you remember how hot I was in school? Friend: What are you, 5? You don't have to say anything. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You would do well tolearn some. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I cant stick my head that far up my ass. You're just mad because Miley Cyrus has a longer Dick than you do I'm sorry what'd you say? Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege. I am going to let karma fuck you up. Really, can you image a guy being treated like that? The mean girl thinks she is the Queen Bee and prances around like she owns the place, in charge of everyone and everything.

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Mean Comebacks

good comebacks to bitches

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. Otherwise you're just an ass. You're just mad that your dad's pussy is pinker than yours. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who care what you think, and people like me. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

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25 Comebacks For Stupid Insults

good comebacks to bitches

I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts. Does the new one work now? Be the next time she tries to embarrass you in front of others and have a comeback ready. I'm not offended by what you say. His teeth are brighter than he is. Yo mama so hairy that when she went to sleep she woke up at the zoo. Small Guy: That's why your mom's breath is so minty. They kicked my ass out.


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What are some good comebacks for b!tches? (14 replies)

good comebacks to bitches

Woman: I wouldn't make love to you even if we were the only two people on the Earth. A: The back of my hand. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry. Guy: 5 inches deep in your mom! Because that was way too much information! I was caught selling ice. Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut. I just wander from room to room.

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What is a good comeback for bitches at school

good comebacks to bitches

Just never ever just say no, that's worsethan saying nothing at all. Time to up the medication. Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls. If you ran as much as you run your mouth you would be in great shape! Never mind, its too long. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. I have an ear disease called I don't care. Me, I just say thank you and walk away it's not worth it to getinto a fight I just remind them good manners are free.

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You're such a bitch

good comebacks to bitches

You're like herpes What died on your neck? Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I don't take it personally. Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: If you and I were married, I would treat you the right way. You look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby. Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons So are you an asshole by choice or were you born that way? If I throw a stick, will you leave? Hey everyone, look at this exhibit! Thank you for the Bullshit sandwich, but I'm full.

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Insult Factory: A Huge List of Insults and Comebacks

good comebacks to bitches

I just don't give a damn. When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check. I can see your tail wagging. Don't talk about yourself so much. My mother is more of a man then you. Apparently the warranty has run out. I've been called worse things by better people.

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Bitchy comebacks

good comebacks to bitches

Woman: Too bad you couldn't stay that way. I'm a lot better than what you have to look at in the mirror every morning I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet Funny you should call me an ugly bitch, your daddy likes to call me princess and other beautiful names, while he is dry humping my leg I love it when you call me by your mom's name. I have plenty of talent and vision. Ding, hey did anyone hear that? Via Hi Chrissy, For starters I think you should tell your teacher what is going on. Every time you open your mouth you offend someone.

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