Funniest simple jokes. 42 Funny One Liner Jokes 2019-01-25

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42 Funny One Liner Jokes

funniest simple jokes

The box a penis comes in. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia? How is a girlfriend like a laxative? Jokes about school Q: Why was the math book sad? This Internet site provides information of a general nature and is designed for educational purposes only. Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? She told me that newspapers are old school. Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop! Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Q: I can run but not walk, have a mouth but can't talk, and a bed, but I do not sleep. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. Jokes about food Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits? A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married? Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary? A: In case he got a hole in one.

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BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER.

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Q: What dog keeps the best time? Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Pepper come in a bottle? I never have awesome jokes. What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? But what do I care? Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? A: Because it was framed. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Q: Why was the broom late? Q: What kind of key opens a banana? What's blue and fluffy A. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. You will learn to make real chips.

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Hilarious Quick Jokes, Funny Quick Jokes, Cool Quick Joke

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A man laughing his head off. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Another good thing screwed up by a period. Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Q: Why are fish so smart? What does a poof and an ambulance have in common? Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? All the good guys are hung. An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. I'm going to stand outside.

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50 Of The Funniest Jokes For Kids

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A: The month of March! A: Because the queen has reigned there for years! No matter the setting, these 50 hilarious, unsavory are never entirely appropriate. Kick his sister in the jaw. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? You put a little boogie in it. Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Stick with me and we will go places! Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love.


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Clean Jokes

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It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem. More-complicated funny stuff such as riddles and puns may suddenly seem hilarious. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in 'Four Weddings and a Funeral' was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. Why do walruses love a tupperware party? Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: Because it was his doody. A: They eat whatever bugs them Q. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

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JOKES

funniest simple jokes

Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? Right where you left him. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool? Q: Why was the belt arrested? A plateau is the highest form of flattery. Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A: It was below C level! Punny riddles Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A: It let out a little wine! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour', 'labour' and 'neighbour. You put a little boogie into it. Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: The scientists were brainstorming! A: You look a bit flushed! Most kids are little clowns by nature, but learning how to tell a good joke is a skill that they will need help mastering.

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JOKES

funniest simple jokes

Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs: hello paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport: newspaper reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover 'I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig' : rebound Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. Because there was a face off in the corner. Did we miss a short joke that maybe you have? Q: What has one horn and gives milk A: A milk truck. Q: Who did the zombie take to the prom? Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Together they were hiking on a mountain trail when a very large, purple and blue fly crossed their path.

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JOKES

funniest simple jokes

A computer only needs the information punched into it once. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? A: Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason. Q: Why did the belt go to jail? Enjoyed best with a glass of Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? How is life like a penis? How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? Oh, and some of them were a leeeeettle bit naughty. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. The cross-eyed teacher had trouble controlling his pupils. Q: What runs but can't walk? Legal fetishist gets off on a technicality.


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